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Reply to: pers-504777793@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-10, 12:52PM EST becuase i like to talk, cuddle and lay in bed all day! r u they same way? think we could get along? heres some sugar for u
I think he confuses "ex-girlfriend" with mom a lot.
Reply to: pers-506344788@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-11, 7:12PM EST I can't stand another "Homie, Prissy, Retard, or mindless drone". Honestly, I just want a girl who is cool with getting wasted, watching gorey flicks, listening to good music ( doesn't have to be metal, just sound good dammit), and chilling out. not looking for a quick fuck, just want someone to chill with, is that so hard to find? I'm kinda crazy, but i like to have fun so its not malevolent. Hit me back if you relate.
Personally I think he'd be down if you didn't have a heartbeat...
Reply to: pers-508939492@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-14, 7:12AM EST How would you sexy and hot women on CL like a STOCKING STUFFER for Christmas???!!!!
A stocking stuffer that's stuffed with stockings?
Reply to: pers-498639594@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-04, 2:59PM EST Everytime I respond to a woman's post on here, it either ends up being spam or they don't respond. I guess because they are a little picky about who they wanna meet. Your not gonna find the "perfect man", we can be close to perfect though. So what if we smell sometimes, so do you. So what if we don't wanna talk about our feelings all the time, or wanna be affectionate all the time, thats simply why we are straight and not gay. So if you would like to talk and get to know someone real, then all you have to do is respond to this. If not have fun searching for your "perfect man". Im 22, 6'1 185 lbs. I like playing/watching ice hockey. I work full time as a mechanic, soon leaving that job for college in Jan. Im sure there is alot more you wanna know so just ask. Thanks

Really dude? So being an asshole basically makes you not gay? Hmmm. I'm guessing that in the first pic your friend is MUCH cuter than you, and the girl in the second pic is totally your ex-girlfriend aka the "mud duck"
Reply to: pers-499084836@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-04, 10:27PM EST I'm a photographer here on business this week...I'm looking for a girl to pose for me in the nude. I pay competitive hourly rates. If interested, send a recent pic of yourself with a few stats (i.e. age, height, weight, bust, waist, etc).
Ugggghhh. Photographers are SO skeevy! He looks like Dante from "Clerks", I still wonder why girls were fighting over him. And a "photographer", really? LOOK at that picture!
Reply to: pers-499640207@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-05, 1:31PM EST I know all of you are looking for someone tall, good looking, ambitious, and funny (etc); well he's here and you need to start hitting on him. What exactly are you hitting on you ask? Great question! I'm: -6'3 -Muscular build -Funny -Intelligent (well- a genius really- but I don't like to brag because, well... because I wouldn't want to be consdiered egotistical.) -Egotistical -Immortal (I've yet to be killed, if anything that's definative proof!) -A sex machine- (specifically a blender... don't ask) -Outgoing -One tattoo -Expects his share of a Nigiran Price's Riches to come in any day now -Goes out and drinks on the Weekends w/ friends -Very Open minded -Occassional clubber -Reads alot -Lifts weights -Likes sexing up the ladies.... alot -Likes sexing up the ladides... alot (some things need emphasis :-) ) So, Stop slacking and get those fingers typing.
Wow. Simply, wow.