my ex girlfriend said i acted like a girl in bed - 26

Reply to: pers-504777793@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-10, 12:52PM EST


becuase i like to talk, cuddle and lay in bed all day!
r u they same way?
think we could get along?
heres some sugar for u


I think he confuses "ex-girlfriend" with mom a lot.

Millionare tattooartist wants to punch u in ur belly! M4w - 2

Reply to: pers-505666055@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-11, 7:41AM EST


Im a 6 '6" ca. Native retired graf artist turned honest threw tat2ing. I like dogs, money, bad teeth on cute wmn, rap, punk ,soul, and im reading bout buhdism. I plan on traveling to other places through tattooing to find the nicest place to live. Wana come?
(oh, i also want smone who does'nt mind walking my dog while i werk.)



You'd think with a million dollars he could afford to use spell check.

Horror movies...Metal......Have a heartbeat? - 24

Reply to: pers-506344788@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-11, 7:12PM EST


I can't stand another "Homie, Prissy, Retard, or mindless drone". Honestly, I just want a girl who is cool with getting wasted, watching gorey flicks, listening to good music ( doesn't have to be metal, just sound good dammit), and chilling out. not looking for a quick fuck, just want someone to chill with, is that so hard to find? I'm kinda crazy, but i like to have fun so its not malevolent. Hit me back if you relate.


Personally I think he'd be down if you didn't have a heartbeat...

HO...HO...HO!!!!! - 47

Reply to: pers-508939492@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-14, 7:12AM EST


How would you sexy and hot women on CL like a STOCKING STUFFER for Christmas???!!!!


A stocking stuffer that's stuffed with stockings?

I hate SPAM!!! - 22

Reply to: pers-498639594@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-04, 2:59PM EST


Everytime I respond to a woman's post on here, it either ends up being spam or they don't respond. I guess because they are a little picky about who they wanna meet. Your not gonna find the "perfect man", we can be close to perfect though. So what if we smell sometimes, so do you. So what if we don't wanna talk about our feelings all the time, or wanna be affectionate all the time, thats simply why we are straight and not gay. So if you would like to talk and get to know someone real, then all you have to do is respond to this. If not have fun searching for your "perfect man".

Im 22, 6'1 185 lbs. I like playing/watching ice hockey. I work full time as a mechanic, soon leaving that job for college in Jan. Im sure there is alot more you wanna know so just ask. Thanks



Really dude? So being an asshole basically makes you not gay? Hmmm. I'm guessing that in the first pic your friend is MUCH cuter than you, and the girl in the second pic is totally your ex-girlfriend aka the "mud duck"

Model? - 30

Reply to: pers-499084836@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-04, 10:27PM EST


I'm a photographer here on business this week...I'm looking for a girl to pose for me in the nude. I pay competitive hourly rates. If interested, send a recent pic of yourself with a few stats (i.e. age, height, weight, bust, waist, etc).



Ugggghhh. Photographers are SO skeevy! He looks like Dante from "Clerks", I still wonder why girls were fighting over him. And a "photographer", really? LOOK at that picture!

You know you want a piece of this! - 26

Reply to: pers-499640207@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-05, 1:31PM EST


I know all of you are looking for someone tall, good looking, ambitious, and funny (etc); well he's here and you need to start hitting on him. What exactly are you hitting on you ask? Great question! I'm:


-6'3
-Muscular build
-Funny
-Intelligent (well- a genius really- but I don't like to brag because, well... because I wouldn't want to be consdiered egotistical.)
-Egotistical
-Immortal (I've yet to be killed, if anything that's definative proof!)
-A sex machine- (specifically a blender... don't ask)
-Outgoing
-One tattoo
-Expects his share of a Nigiran Price's Riches to come in any day now
-Goes out and drinks on the Weekends w/ friends
-Very Open minded
-Occassional clubber
-Reads alot
-Lifts weights
-Likes sexing up the ladies.... alot
-Likes sexing up the ladides... alot (some things need emphasis :-) )


So, Stop slacking and get those fingers typing.



Wow. Simply, wow.

yo whats going on - 23

Reply to: pers-486758184@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-27, 9:58PM EST

hey i am totally embarrased doing this but whatever ill try it i am very outgoing i love to have fun i am a union pipefitter so i work very hard so i like play just as hard i go to a lot of concerts and bars but also i like to just go out dinner and chill and watch a movie i broke up with my x-girlfriend of 2 years so i am ready to move on so if you like what you see send me a pic we'll see what happens.


"i work very hard so i like play just as hard". Classic, extreme, run-on sentence teamed with upper and lower-half-facial pictures make this man a craigslist GOD! Be prepared for an x-girlfriend of 3+ years my friend, you're going places!

A man that could *never* cheat on you - 23

Reply to: pers-491802468@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-28, 1:03AM EST

What if the young man you're dating couldn't ever cheat on you, or even get off without your permission? Imagine how motivated he would be to please you!

Perhaps if you held the only key and had him safely locked away in a chastity device.

Intrigued? Or is that too weird for you? E-mail me.


You could just like, not cheat, and rely simply on TRUST or something outrageous like that!

we want girls to watch us play Rock Band - mm4w - 25

Reply to: pers-490875374@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-27, 9:37AM EST

I'm in a video game band called System of a Turkey. We have about 206,000 video game fans and have played in Paris, Amsterdam, London, Chicago and LA. Since we can't have video game groupies, we're looking for pretty girls to come hang out with us and drink while we play Rock Band on XBox.


Um. I actually want to hang out with these guys...

spanish and black bodybuilder for serious inquirys only - 26

Reply to: pers-490949063@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-27, 10:54AM EST


well this is a real post so if your interested in getting together then respond im 6'2 202 mixed i bodybuild very stable and looking to meet new people and take it from there this is real not a fake post so no advertisments, no fagets (im under m4f hint hint) and please be attractive i love all races but dont be a mud duck please i will send you a face pic once we talk and you send me a pic and i know your female and serious thank you


No ads, no fagets and no mud ducks. A man who certainly knows what he doesn't want!

Cowboy lookin 4 pony 2 ride - 45

11.27.2007
Howdy yall,I am a fun loving guy looking for a fun loving girl.Not really a cowboy but can be if thats what you want.lol plz send pic..Lets go 4 a ride!


Any 45 man who uses terms like "lol" and "plz" is someone who can't POSSIBLY be single.

My dragon needs attention - m4w - 28

11.24.07
Tell me what you would do with my dragon. If I like it I'll let you do it. Only looking for females.


This hottie comes to us directly from the wonderful land of Fayetteville, NC's own casual encounters. Though I'm trying to keep it local, how could I resist the lure of the dragon?!?!

"If you like it I'll let you do it."

LA Bad Boy Big strong and HAndsome )))))))LOOK - 32

11.26.2007
ladies take a look at this badboy

6'4 300 23 inch arms
highly educated

love women and wanted to fall in love


Thanks Jen! This guy is amazing!

If only he referred to his arms as "pythons" it'd be love! Part of me wonders if he confused "highly" with "hardly"...

pinch of aesthetics + a dash of chemistry - 35

11.23.2007
ME:::

5’ 11” , full head of hair , perfect teeth recently approved by my dentist and his entire staff of hotties , pic is super recent , rolling with scruffy-ness (not shaving... stop asking) , if the face pleases you , the rest will definitely satisfy , highly educated with phat credentials too , articulate , never boorish for the cool girl inside you , very creative , little edgy , & totally street smart , neat , super clean , very organized... all maybe to a fault , down to earth , stylish, funny as hell , unselfish, much more into giving because receiving is obvious & predictable , motivated , talkative , energetic , interesting , honest , 100% real , butter smooth , insightful , hard working , infinitely casual, own place , no kids , & no baby's momma , the only unacceptable things are lies , bullshit , & drama , seriously self employed , mature , not bragging at all , not God’s gift , just laying it out there... so we can be clear.


You:::

unique, genuine, intelligent, funny, cool, sometimes sassy, outrageous, illuminating, and always classy.



No pic, no response.




Mmmmm....butter smooth....

am a cute rican lookin for a cute white gurl lol - 19

11.22.2007
hi gurl i am a 19yr old boul love 2 have fun like meeting friends like goin out i work hard for my needs i work alot jus want 2 hang out wit sum friends the thing is i neva been wit a white gurl and i jus have a thing for dem i love white gurlz and i hope i git 2 meet one is dat u email i will put a pic of me but when emailin me please send me a pic i dont want faggets sending me mesg

I know what you are doing tonight. - 25

11.21.2007
Your taking me out tonight. Yup you read that right. YOU have to take ME out tonight. It's the biggest party night of the year and I had plans but I don't feel like it. You see I was supposed to take this girl out for dinner and drinks but I I'm sooooooooooooo fucking sick of taking girls out. Why is it women always claim they want equality with men but never want to pick up the check? By the way, when in comes to basketball you always want a smaller ball. I think that's bullshit. And I'm not cheap by any means, I am just fed up. I'm tired of making all the plans. I'm tired of paying for dinner and drinks. I'm tired of paying for the cab, but I'm not tired of going out. This time it will be different though. You are going to make the plans for tonight. I am not going to pick you up (you don't have to pick me up, we can meet somewhere) And you are going to pay for MY drinks goddamnit. Now you may be asking yourself "Why should I pay for some fucking loser when I could get someone else to spoil me?" Simple. I am fucking awesome. (Almost) everyone thinks I fuckin rule. I'm really funny. I'm really sarcastic. I can hold an intelligent conversation. I can get along with almost any type of person (except dead people, we don't have anything in common), and I can fit in at almost any kind of bar. Physically I'm fucking great too(now with improved modesty!) I have never ever had a problem getting women. I just have a problem getting women who want to pitch in. So hears how I hope things will go down tonight. You say "I want too go to this place, this place and this place" and I'll say "that's cool". I don't give a shit where. You could take me to Le Bec Fin or we could go to McGlinchy's. Doesn't matter to me. But I'm not paying for shit

290 reasons to date me! - 29

11.19.07
1. We can get group discounts when we go places. I never knew that TWO people constituted a GROUP.
2. The taste of your lips is the best thing on this planet.
3. I promise to pay all the time, or some of the time, or none of the time¡Kwhatever you like.
4. I promise not to use you to keep my feet warm.
5. I'll push you on the swings and play on the playground with you.
6. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
7. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them.
8. We'll make history together.
9. I¡¦ll open doors for you. (literally and figuratively)
10. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!
11. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy. So sex will be awkward, sloppy and last 30 seconds...great!
12. I can tell you anything.
13. I wish I could give you all of my firsts.
14. All I can offer you is all of my lasts.
15. You're safe with me, emotionally and physically.
16. I'll wait for you....
17. I'll lick the envelope and the stamps for you.
18. Did I mention I¡¦m a GREAT cook?
19. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking and lick the bowl when I bake.
20. I know CPR.
21. I won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties.
22. You turn me on!
23. You love my dorkiness.
24. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up. So you're obnoxious? Perfect!
25. I love Christmas lights.
26. I suck at strip poker.
27. I'll hold your coffee/drink/food for you when you're driving.
28. Just looking at you will turn me on.
29. I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone.
30. I wash my own car and I¡¦ll wash yours too!
31. I'll make you pancakes.
32. I won't bite unless you want me to.
33. I love waking up, having sex, then falling back asleep, all without saying a word.
34. I'll circle your birthday on my calendar. And probably forget it anyway...
35. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV.
36. I'll carve our initials in a tree with a heart around it.
37. I won't swear around your family.
38. I've never been Punk'd.
39. I¡¦m not afraid of the future.
40. I come with no warranties but I do have guarantees.
41. I'll grant you three wishes.
42. I'll buy you a lap dance.
43. I didn't vote for either George Bush.
44. I will take you furniture shopping.
45. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores.
46. I like pick-nicks.
47. I'm slippery when wet.
48. Most of my furniture matches.
49. I¡¦ll leave work early to come and change your flat tire.
50. I'll make you laugh.
51. I've never been in one of Paris Hilton¡¦s movies.
52. I'll never under cook the eggs.
53. We can go on long walks.
54. I can make a very good potato casserole.
55. I¡¦ll tease you ONLY when you¡¦re in a good mood.
56. I¡¦ll always carry in to groceries for your mom.
57. I own fuzzy handcuffs.
58. I recycle.
59. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.
60. I¡¦m disease free. YAY!
61. I'll take care of you when you're sick.
62. I'll make fun of you.
63. If you scratch my back I will do ANYTHING for you.
64. I haven't been in the witness protection program.
65. I like porn. Great.
66. I can't stand soap operas but I do watch daytime trash TV.
67. I don't care if you leave the seat down. I have pretty good aim. Well DUH I'm going to leave the seat down, what kind of girl do you think I am? How about you take the 30 seconds to raise/lower it instead of relying on your so-called "good aim", jackass!
68. I pump my own gas and will pump yours too.
69. I¡¦ll always drop you off at the door before I go and park.
70. I've got cookies.
71. I don't chew tobacco.
72. I take a shower every day.
73. I like it when you play with my hair.
74. I'll let you beat me at pool (actually I¡¦m horrible, but I¡¦m pretending I¡¦m not).
75. I want you to, at least occasionally, go out without me.
76. I eat crackers in bed.
77. I think it¡¦s sexy when you sweat.
78. I like stand shopping.
79. I don't care what music we listen to in the car.
80. I won¡¦t make you eat some crazy foreign food you don¡¦t want to, but I¡¦ll try anything you ask me to at least once.
81. When you wash the dishes it turns me on.
82. I love to make-out with you without it leading anywhere (unless you take it there).
83. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door.
84. I'll save everything you ever give me.
85. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming.
86. You're impressed with my list!
87. I don¡¦t buy scratch off tickets; it¡¦s the big jackpot or nothing.
88. I can change my own oil and yours too!
89. I'll want you to think I¡¦m just as cool as I think you are.
90. I think pizza and a movie on the couch is the ideal date.
91. I don't like thinking like everyone else.
92. I don't crazily redecorate on a whim.
93. I've never been investigated by the cops.
94. No drama...well I try.
95. I want to meet your friends.
96. I will always take your side.
97. I can give you piggy-back rides.
98. I am a great kisser.
99. I¡¦m a giver.
100. I¡¦m a saver. So you can be the spender!
101. I have never gotten a speeding ticket. OK maybe just one¡K
102. My weird habits you'll find adorable.
103. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you.
104. I don¡¦t care when you rave about how good a movie stars looks.
105. I am extremely polite to waiters and always tip VERY well.
106. I'll never waste your love.
107. You won't have to work hard to make me laugh.
108. I will never fight with you in front of your friends, but I will make fun of you.
109. I want to figure out how to make sex amazing for you.
110. Ketchup, ranch dressing, or chocolate sauce makes everything better.
111. I won't ever let you leave without your goodbye kiss.
112. I'll give you a key to my apartment.
113. I'd rather get lost and have an adventure then stop for directions. Great.
114. I've got way too much unused closet space.
115. We can watch your movies; chances are I¡¦ll love them.
116. I¡¦m romantic and imaginative.
117. I once ate cat food.
118. I LOVE fast food.
119. I hate cleaning, but I¡¦ll want to impress you so I will.
120. I'll always have a smile for you.
121. My mom and I get along great.
122. I can ride a bike.
123. My family is just as fucked up as yours.
124. I do believe in a ¡§higher power¡¨.
125. I like horror movies, but don¡¦t worry I¡¦ll keep you safe.
126. I love to play in the rain, or the snow.
127. I will never expect the impossible.
128. I have volunteered at the soup kitchen.
129. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less.
130. I will always wrestle with you, even though you will never ever, EVER win.
131. I don¡¦t jay walk.
132. I look adorable in sunglasses.
133. I¡¦m 6¡¦1¡¨.
134. I'm not a virgin.
135. If I¡¦m dating you then I think you¡¦re fucking hot as hell.
136. I will treat you with respect.
137. I like to work out, but it will NEVER interfere with ¡§us time¡¨.
138. I don¡¦t expect you to make a lot of noise in bed. But, it¡¦s OK if you feel the needƒº.
139. I have 2 savings accounts: one for you and one for the future.
140. I guarantee your mom will LOVE me.
141. I don¡¦t eat or drink at movies b/c I don¡¦t wanna have to pee in the middle.
142. I am white. Whew!
143. I was the fifth grade spelling bee champ.
144. I'll try not to get jealous, but I probably will.
145. I will not drunk dial you¡Kum¡Kya¡KI probably will
146. I will squash bugs for you.
147. I have been stabbed in the back too many times to intentionally hurt a friend.
148. I can count to a million (please don¡¦t ask me to). Genius!
149. I will never steal from organized crime.
150. When you cook dinner I don¡¦t care if its hot pockets.
151. I think it's hot when you masturbate.
152. I separate colors when doing laundry.
153. I'm worth every minute you spend with me.
154. Whipped cream = yum!
155. I've never auditioned for reality television.
156. I love thunderstorms.
157. I like it when you talk to your friends about me in bed.
158. My morning breakfasts will change your life (think homemade donuts, bacon, pancakes, and my fried egg sandwiches will be the best you¡¦ve ever had).
159. I'm very comfy to curl up with.
160. I WANT you to get jealous.
161. I have a 6-pack!
162. I have never fucked your best friend, and never will.
163. I¡¦ll never lie to you b/c I¡¦m bad at it and you¡¦ll know anyway.
164. I drink beer, but that¡¦s ok b/c I¡¦m a dude.
165. I do not subscribe to any porn magazines.
166. You will smile when my name comes up on caller ID.
167. I don¡¦t snore!
168. I'll let you drive every time if you want, or I'll drive every time, whichever you prefer.
169. I buy clothes that fit, not ones that are skin tight and 2 sizes two small.
170. I have only been pulled over once. OK maybe twice¡K
171. Opening a beer for me will get you everywhere.
172. I have never dated someone b/c I felt sorry for them.
173. I have manners.
174. I like the outdoors.
175. I am not scared to take a chance.
176. I will always prefer Pepsi.
177. I never win raffles. LOSER!
178. I know how to keep a secret.
179. I will overlook your occasional idiot moments.
180. I LOVE surveys.
181. I know which one is the salad fork.
182. I HATE racism! (See #142...hmmmm....)
183. I'm a Sagittarius.
184. My medical records are up to date.
185. Quickies at lunchtime are just as good as going all night.
186. I will make you laugh.
187. I will perpetually be cold, giving you plenty of reasons to keep me warm.
188. When you order too much food at a restaurant I will always finish it for you and give you all the credit.
189. I don't cheat.
190. I won't wake you up unless it¡¦s REALLY important.
191. I can take care of myself and don¡¦t NEED you, but I WANT you.
192. I know the difference between they're, their, and there.
193. You want me as badly as I want you.
194. I eat extremely fast. But I NEVER start until everyone is served.
195. I won't quit until you're 100% satisfied.
196. I make to do lists, and then do maybe 1 thing off them.
197. You've read this far, are you really going to stop now? That's not a REASON! You cheated! You said you' don't cheat (#189). Now you're a liar too and you said you'd never lie (#163)!
198. I will never do something b/c someone else wants me to.
199. I don¡¦t have any piercings.
200. I have a career.
201. I'll run to the store to buy you tampons without complaining.
202. I have goals. But, the most important one is making sure you wake up with a smile on your face EVERYDAY.
203. I'm easy to talk to.
204. I smile and laugh easily.
205. When I'm sad, a hug and a kiss, and someone telling me it¡¦s going to be OK means the world to me.
206. I shave! ;-)
207. You will always come first.
208. I will let you burp in front of me.
209. I love having sex and can go all night long, but don't have to get it every night to be happy.
210. If you cuddle with me for 15-20 minutes at night and 15-20 minutes the next morning I promise I won't sleep on you all night long.
211. I eat what I want, when I want. This means no crazy diets.
212. I tend to not be a very angry person.
213. I know the difference between LISTENING and HEARING.
214. If you play your cards right¡Kyou will never be single again.
215. I am amazingly sarcastic.
216. I'm willing to try new things.
217. I take instructions well.
218. I can talk intelligently about most topics.
219. I have confidence in ¡§us¡¨.
220. I look amazingly cute in a baseball hat!
221. I can sort of play Guitar Hero, but you¡¦ll probably still kick my ass.
222. I¡¦ll pay for your drinks.
223. I will forever be a Twins fan!
224. I usually sleep in the buff.
225. I don¡¦t mind if you ask me what I¡¦m thinking about.
226. I have LOTS of pillows on my bed. Huh?
227. When you¡¦re sick I'll make you soup and curl up in bed watching movies with you.
228. I'll buy you your favorite candy bar every time I stop at the gas station or grocery store. I have NOTHING to hide. What?
229. I love Martin reruns.
230. And Fresh Prince reruns.
231. I don¡¦t procrastinate¡KOK maybe a little (see I told you I couldn¡¦t lie to you).
232. I'll stay up talking on the phone or online until 6 in the morning on a possibility that I might get to see you.
233. I¡¦m full of passion.
234. I am down to Earth and very open minded.
235. For the most part I can sing on key.
236. I'd rather be happy and barely getting by, than rich and unhappy.
237. I like the way you look in my sweats and a beater.
238. But nothing is as sexy as a beater and boxers.
239. Or just boxers.
240. Or nothing at all!
241. I don't like Starbucks, but I do like gas station coffee.
242. I'll buy you little presents just because.
243. Most of the things I like to eat had parents.
244. I don't have a twin.
245. If you care about it, it becomes important to me as well.
246. Jake says I'm awesome. Who?
247. I'll brag about you (in and out of bed) to all my friends.
248. I usually smell really good, or so I¡¦m told.
249. I know what¡¦s appropriate in public.
250. I can read music.
251. I have my own place.
252. I'll tell you you're gorgeous every day.
253. I CAN make you happy.
254. Every so often if we wake up in the right mood, I'll call off work to stay at home in bed with you.
255. If you live far away I'll visit you.
256. I've never been on Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, Sally Jesse, Montel, Maury, or any other sleazy talk shows.
257. I can drive a tractor.
258. When I don¡¦t drink beers, I like shots of whiskey or tequila.
259. I will teach you to drive a manual.
260. I can forgive and forget almost anything.
261. I can love you.
262. Everybody wants my chicken. That just sounds gross!
263. I like to dress nice, mostly to impress you.
264. I will NEVER baby talk you.
265. I love music, all music, any music.
266. I read obsessively.
267. I'll text you just to say I hope you have a good day.
268. I love the Redwings.
269. I give my friends 110% all the time every time.
270. I love airplanes, and road trips.
271. I will do everything in my power to make you happy.
272. I don¡¦t care what kind of shoes you wear.
273. I can play Texas hold ¡¥em competitively.
274. For our one year anniversary, I will make you a corny scrap book celebrating us! Can't wait for THAT waste of paper!
275. I will want to take a bunch of pictures of you, and us.
276. I will never use a cheesy pick-up line on you; unless you want me to (I do have a lot of ¡¥em to use).
277. I have never had plastic surgery.
278. Family is important to me (both mine and yours)!
279. I'm OCCASIONALLY 420 friendly!
280. I can admit when I¡¦m wrong.
281. I have green eyes.
282. I don't like Asian food, but if you're with me it'll be the best food on Earth.
283. My personality is molded by the people that surround me. So basically you're a total biter who's never had an original thought in all his life. You probably copied and pasted these from other people's postings...
284. I can accept my flaws and mistakes, and I can accept yours too. That is if you have any.
285. I can surprise you with chocolate-covered strawberries at any time...so BEWARE! That is unless you're allergic; then I'll have to back to my bag of tricks!
286. I've never met a jar of pickles that I can't open.
287. When no one is around I sing in the shower.
288. I talk to myself ALOT, but that's cool b/c then you'll always know what's going on in my head.
289. I LOVE SURPRISES!
290. I'm a dog lover; I can tolerate cats also. BUT...if you have a cat, then I'm definitely a cat person!

Only 290 reasons? Lame. I would only date someone with at LEAST 291 reasons....

NORRISTOWN THIN LONER METAL CHICKS ONLY TY - 32

11.20.07
SUP LADIES 32 ITALAIN METALHEAD WITH NO KIDS D/D FREE JUST LOOKING FOR SINGLE ITALIAN/WHITE METAL CHICKS FROM (NORRISTOWN) LOOKING FOR WOMEN WHO WEARS SLAYER SHIRTS AND CURSES..28 UNDER 34.. MUST BE FRIENDLY AND BE A LONER!! I DON`T CARE HOW YOU LIVE..YOU CAN LIVE IN YOUR CAR FOR ALL I CARE AS LONG AS YOU DON`T DO DRUGS OR SELL YOUR BODY FOR MONEY.. PLEASE SEND A PICTURE AND SOME WAY FOR ME TO REACH YOU \m/ TY


What's the deal with her having to be a loner? Possibly so no one will come looking for her...

MAINT. MAN AVAIL. 4 YOU - 48

11.20.07
EXP.SEMI-RETIRED ON-CALL PROPERTY MAINT. MGR.LOOKING TO TRADE SERVICES FOR ..........AN EXCHANGE.


Eeeeeeeewwwwwww.

Yes Mistress - 38

11.19.07

Attractive, single, experienced, in-shape seeking creative, intelligent Mistress who desires an obsequious servant

IM A CEREAL DATER - 29

11.17.07
Hello,
I have decided that im sick and tired of all the "flakes" and "fruit loops" I have been roaming around the city and I'm not into playing all the stupid games or pulling any kind of "Trix." After all, they are for kids!
I'm not your run of the (general) mill kind of guy and I would like to find someone who's "Cheerio" all the time and isn't just looking to get their "mini wheat" frosted. I need a gal who's off to a "smart start" and doesn't still live off of mom n "Pops". I'm looking for my "Lucky Charm" and someone who just randomly calls and "Chex" up on me and likes to “spoon” once in a while.
I assure you that I’m very attractive, I don't look like Cap'n Crunch or Count Chocula and I obviously have a personality that could “bowl” you and your friends over.
I wouldn't do Special K or take a (cocoa) puff of anything, so you must not either, otherwise, I'll have to lay the "smack(s)" down.
If you would please respond with a pic and I will do the same. I am an attractive white male 29 years old who is into working out and his some things going for him.


I was "Total"-ly sold until he "(Apple) Jack(ed)" it up with the Turkey clip-art. What a "Fruity Pebble"!

SLOW RIDE :) ROCK WITH ME - 36

11.17.07

POST AFTER POST GETS DELETED. WHAT KORN BALLS!
I WANT TO MEET A COOL GIRL THAT I CAN PLAY MY GUITAR FOR AND CHECK OUT SOME LIVE MUSIC WITH.
TALK ON LINE , ON THE PHONE OR MEET UP FOR COFFEE.
SEE IF THERE'S COMMON INTERESTS.
HANG OUT , GOTO SOUTH STREET , OR WALK AROUND PHILLY.
I HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. ( A LITTLE WEIRD BUT FUN :) )
I ENJOY GOOD COMPANY AND AS A FRIEND , I AM MOST HELPFUL!
WITH OUT FRIENDSHIP THERE IS NO FIRE!
SEND ME AN EMAIL AND A PICTURE PLEASE
LET'S HANG OUT AND ROCK :)


The famous "this is what you'll see when the ruffies wear-off" photo.

SNMFWM 37 enjoys outdoors ... - 37

11.15.07
single never married fit white male... I seek for reasons to be outdoors, I love hiking, biking, kayaking, among other things. I'm seeking someone who works out b/c I work out 3 times a week. I'm 6'1" 205 lbs and am a professional college grad. I prefer non smokers like me, I go to sports events and classic rock shows and have played guitar for 20 years, so you have to deal with me jamming real loud sometimes. Must be 420 friendly, non-aggressive non-foul moutherd or lots of tattoos, I seek a woman of sophistication. Send pic a must, any race please be younger than me or about my age and must be attractive and willing to speak well, dress nice and attend corporate and family events. I'm inclined to single women no children, but LOVE kids, but i prefer single never married like me. I would like to email first, SEND A PIC NO REPLY, I vacation frequently with friends all over America so be willing to go places. I'm attractive and am told I have nice features so don't shy! Peace.


Please do not date this man, if you feel you must, do NOT break up with him, unless you don't like your face!

talented single white man - 29

11.13.07
fitness oriented single white fun multi talented accomplished man seeks single
or divorced fit fun and talented too


Imagine a warm fall day, a talented single white man and yourself are about to make love upon a fallen elm...oh wait, you don't have to!

Also note his mention of being "fitness oriented"...