Wednesday, December 5, 2007

You know you want a piece of this! - 26

Reply to: pers-499640207@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-05, 1:31PM EST


I know all of you are looking for someone tall, good looking, ambitious, and funny (etc); well he's here and you need to start hitting on him. What exactly are you hitting on you ask? Great question! I'm:


-6'3
-Muscular build
-Funny
-Intelligent (well- a genius really- but I don't like to brag because, well... because I wouldn't want to be consdiered egotistical.)
-Egotistical
-Immortal (I've yet to be killed, if anything that's definative proof!)
-A sex machine- (specifically a blender... don't ask)
-Outgoing
-One tattoo
-Expects his share of a Nigiran Price's Riches to come in any day now
-Goes out and drinks on the Weekends w/ friends
-Very Open minded
-Occassional clubber
-Reads alot
-Lifts weights
-Likes sexing up the ladies.... alot
-Likes sexing up the ladides... alot (some things need emphasis :-) )


So, Stop slacking and get those fingers typing.



Wow. Simply, wow.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this guy and i already have a date on friday. i hear wedding bells!